Our one-night comedy tournament is BACK! There are eight fine competitors lined up for January 16, and we're using this space to help you GET TO KNOW THEM! CAPITAL LETTERS ARE EXCITING!
Hillary Scofield
NICKNAME: The Last Hill and Testament
MY "FINISHING MOVE": Scathing back-handed compliment
FAVORITE PRE-FIGHT RITUAL: Focused, guided meditation. By which I mean watching serial killer documentaries on Netflix
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENT THAT PUSHED ME TO BECOME A KUMITE FIGHTER: In 6th grade I threw up in someone's hair because I was afraid to ask the teacher if I could be excused during a test.
MY ONLY WEAKNESS IS MY LOVE OF ...: Nothing. I'm incapable of love, just like a super cool robot or a Ferrari
LAST THING THAT MADE ME CRY LAUGHING:: Recently my dad learned what parkour was and tried to recreate it. Mostly he just jumped off curbs and yelled "parkour!"
VIDEO CLIP I WATCH FOR INSPIRATION: The agility and complexity of the moves in this video are something I strive for