On March 5, we're having the fifth edition of our stand-up tournament. And just like "Rocky V," it could be the BEST ONE IN THE SERIES! No, wait ...
There are eight fine competitors lined up for March 5 and we're using this space to help you GET TO KNOW THEM!
Josh Kuderna
NICKNAME: Ol Big Balls
INSPIRATIONAL WORDS TO LIVE BY: "Life is a parade of absurdities and pain, and then we die, alone, in filth. So, yes, little girl, I shall buy a box of Thin Mints."
SOURCE OF COMEDY SUPERPOWERS: That eggplant emoji.
IF NOT FOR COMEDY, I WOULD BE ... Sleeping
THE ONE THING OPPONENTS ALWAYS UNDERESTIMATE: My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children!